
Optional Step by Step Dad Humor Directions included with Inventory item checklist:
- Mask --toxic fume filter for when it doesn't smell like roses
- Goggles --for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful
- Protective Poop Poncho --need we say more???
- Tongs --Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
- Turkey Baster --for precision hiney washing.
- Ear/Nose Plugs --use with care.
- Pacifier -- scream plug.
- Baby Wipes -- for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
- Diaper for Newborn -- cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
- Bio Hazard Bag and Rubber Gloves --for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
- Emergency Formula Container-- doubles as a PeePee cover for WeWe.
- Hand Wipes-- to clean up afterward. (For Dad's use only).
- Picture Frame -- this is your badge of honor.
- Mask --toxic fume filter for when it doesn't smell like roses
- Goggles --for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful
- Protective Poop Poncho --need we say more???
- Tongs --Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
- Turkey Baster --for precision hiney washing.
- Ear/Nose Plugs --use with care.
- Pacifier -- scream plug.
- Baby Wipes -- for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
- Diaper for Newborn -- cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
- Bio Hazard Bag and Rubber Gloves --for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
- Emergency Formula Container-- doubles as a PeePee cover for WeWe.
- Hand Wipes-- to clean up afterward. (For Dad's use only).
- Picture Frame -- this is your badge of honor.
